Crusty Carpet

You ejaculate in a girls pubic hair and let it dry out.

She doesnt wash it for a week.

"hey john, hows your wifes pubes?"
"Last night I gave her a crusty carpet"

"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"

by Mr. Nips March 4, 2012

crusty earplugs

When you cum in your girls ears and it drys

Last night I gave my girl crusty earplugs

by Killingmyself69 December 21, 2016

Crusty Dusty

A cum sock that has been left for a while. good snack for hoes your roomie brings home.

Jack brought back a stripper and took her to my room. gave him a crusty dusty for breakfast.

by Efilon April 9, 2019

Crusty Brownie

A sexual term that nobody knows the true definition of, only that it’s remarkably dirty.

Andrew: Baby, I wanna take it slow and crusty brownie tonight
Aimée: Oh baby just do it!

by aimée_taylor February 17, 2009

Crusty Bitch

when your bitch (human/animal) is so hella crusty you call them a crasty bitch

like this hey margret get over here you CRUSTY BITCH and put on some lotion

by Musty Carrot November 4, 2020

crusty cluster

the act of picking of an old bloody booger and inserting into your shaft while having a boner and then jizzing multiple times and the booger blocks the jizz in the shaft as you wait for 3 days and then get a boner and have anal sex and then as your a about to jizz remove the bloody old booger proceed to jizz with dried up semen

me and my family are making a project of making a crusty cluster

by eminem21 December 30, 2009

crusty clegbit

Piece of dried up shit caught up in arsehair. Popularised by welsh mountain sheep and brought into mainstream usage by perverted farmers.

"Bollocks, forgot m'fookin wellies. Ahhhh I know I'll hold on to the crusty clegbit"

by Edward D June 13, 2007