crusty dusty

"do you wanna grab some snacks from the pantry?"
"sure, what about a crusty dusty?"
by gay-rat October 18, 2022
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crusty crane

A fat nigger who is very crusty.
He's so crusty crane
by CrustyCrane April 20, 2017
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Crusty Brownie

A sexual term that nobody knows the true definition of, only that it’s remarkably dirty.
Andrew: Baby, I wanna take it slow and crusty brownie tonight
Aimée: Oh baby just do it!
by aimée_taylor February 17, 2009
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Crusty tromcone

A long pointy cone dome, which is dipped into crusty old green and orange shit. Also known as the skid mark of buddah.
Derek J was proud of his signiture crusty tromcone. He loves to have rory lick it off slowly, while bagging up yayo like a mad scientist.
by Bruce Maki April 11, 2007
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crusty rugly

bare crusty and ugly. like so unattractive in every way that if they even came onto you or looked at you you would stomp their face and then burn your shoes and buy new ones. either that or start crying. they usually think they hot too.
special girl: OMG! TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO CUTE!
me: ew he are them crusty rugly. you am these paedo.
by lloyyd May 21, 2010
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crusty bobber

A old dildo that you reuse
I need to find my crusty bobber now!!!
by bathroom bitches December 26, 2014
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crusty clegbit

Piece of dried up shit caught up in arsehair. Popularised by welsh mountain sheep and brought into mainstream usage by perverted farmers.
"Bollocks, forgot m'fookin wellies. Ahhhh I know I'll hold on to the crusty clegbit"
by Edward D May 25, 2007
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