Crusty Dusty

A cum sock that has been left for a while. good snack for hoes your roomie brings home.

Jack brought back a stripper and took her to my room. gave him a crusty dusty for breakfast.

by Efilon April 9, 2019

crusty smurf

a fat bitch who eats a lot of food and builds crust around their mouth

Stop eating the pizza like that you crusty smurf!

by Hot Egyptian December 14, 2010

Crusty Carpet

You ejaculate in a girls pubic hair and let it dry out.

She doesnt wash it for a week.

"hey john, hows your wifes pubes?"
"Last night I gave her a crusty carpet"

"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"

by Mr. Nips March 4, 2012

Crusty Brownie

A sexual term that nobody knows the true definition of, only that it’s remarkably dirty.

Andrew: Baby, I wanna take it slow and crusty brownie tonight
Aimée: Oh baby just do it!

by aimée_taylor February 17, 2009

crusty rugly

bare crusty and ugly. like so unattractive in every way that if they even came onto you or looked at you you would stomp their face and then burn your shoes and buy new ones. either that or start crying. they usually think they hot too.

special girl: OMG! TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO CUTE!
me: ew he are them crusty rugly. you am these paedo.

by lloyyd May 21, 2010

crusty earplugs

When you cum in your girls ears and it drys

Last night I gave my girl crusty earplugs

by Killingmyself69 December 21, 2016

crusty bobber

A old dildo that you reuse

I need to find my crusty bobber now!!!

by bathroom bitches December 25, 2014