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College Confused

People that wear multiple college apparel different days from different colleges.
Similar to gender confusion
"Dude, did you see Austin today?"
"Ya he was wearing his Stanford shirt"
"Wasn't he wearing UCLA stuff yesterday?"
"Ya, and UNC stuff the day before...."
"Man that boy is College Confused"
by mosa mose August 22, 2011
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Baeta Confirming

When a call center operator asks you to write down a confirmation number and you ask them to repeat certain digits multiple times for added realism, as you pretend to write it down. Not to be confused with Beta Testing.

In honor Canadian Television Producer D. Baeta.
Wife: Thanks for taking care of the overdue cell phone account. Can you give me the confirmation number? I want to file it with the bill.

Husband: Ummm, I don't have the confirmation number.

Wife: But I just overheard you asking the operator to repeat the last 2 digits???

Husband: Oh, I was just baeta confirming.
by Harry Knuckles December 14, 2011
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Donut Conference

Two law enforcement vehicles, usually city or county cops, sitting side by side drivers side doors next to each other with there windows down. Officers exchanging either gossip and donuts or just donuts.
Passenger: Slow down, there's a donut conference in that parking lot up ahead.

Speeding driver: Cool, Thanks I was doing about 20 over.
by Rjhyardbug2 February 11, 2012
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car conference

A name given to conversations had in a car at the end of a night out, in which events and goings on of the evening are discussed at length, along with the consequences of these events, people who are hated, people who are loved, the outlook for the future, and love and life and mankind in general; all the big philosophical questions. Often take place between the hours of midnight and 4am and can also be described as a "post-party debrief".
Person 1: God, what is my life.

Person 2: Look at your life, look at your choices.

Person 1: It's fine, we'll car conference it up later.

Person 2: Thank god for the motherfucking car conference.
by fordsmax June 22, 2012
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Weather confused whore

A girl that enjoys wearing ugg boots with a mini skirt and a tank top in the winter.
Why does that girl like being a weather confused whore
by Kimbo17 June 24, 2012
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gayning confidence

The art of gaining a woman's confidence while pretending to be gay, all the while waiting for the opportunity to prey on her in a moment of vulnerability.
Man 1: My ex is hanging out a lot with her gay friend.
Man 2: Dude, are you stupid? He's not gay?
Man 1: What?!
Man 2: He was just faking it; gayning confidence from her. He's totally doing her right now!
Man 1: Aw shit!
by Mr_D-Man November 16, 2013
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Butthole Confetti

Small balls of toilet paper that end up on the floor from overzealous wiping. Usually contains traces of dookie.
I'm not sure who was in this bathroom before me, but judging by the butthole confetti, they're having a rough day.
by Petruzniak March 17, 2020
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