I want to commit die

A person says this typically in two cases:
1) when the person finds you cringe
2) when the literally want to meet god

I want to commit die so I would not hear this cringe

by UpDwSh0ck March 11, 2022

Magitus said yeetus the fetus and commit self deletus

Yes.

HEY!
Magitus said yeetus the fetus and commit self deletus

by AverageFnafEnjoyer May 5, 2022

don't pee on the floor use the commodore

a pufferfish singing

ratatata don't pee on the floor use the commodore

by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

A gathering of girls of varying ages with perfect breasts.

'I would rather see the Itty Bitty Titty Committee than the Smug Tub Jug Club.'

by Kyle Lees January 21, 2006

Common Cow

A common person who is not decent and would use words that only uneducated common folks would use.

Ed: I talked to my friends and they said their first time hurt.

Monty: What do you mean first time? The first time they shagged?

Ed: Don't say shagged it's slept with you COMMON COW!

by Hezslover May 21, 2009

committed termination partner

A "Committed Termination Partner" (CTP) is a suicidal person that will join another suicidal person in jointly committing suicide. This is typically done through the use of a "Suicide Pact" that may be a written plan or a spoken plan dealing with all aspects of the mutual suicide of two people.

John met Jane as a committed termination partner (CTP) and now they both CTB together.

by Anthony_Bit February 13, 2014

Commatose

Commatose refers to the state or condition of a Communication student who chooses sleeping so sound over doing school requirements that keep on piling up while she/he is asleep.

Person 1: You had your long weekend to accomplish your stuff, but what did you do?

Person 2: I was in Commatose. I did nothing. I'm gonna procrastinate later.

by tiredaf_slsu June 7, 2021