Colored spade is a song from the 1968 Broadway play, Hair. The song contains multiple ethnic slurs towards African Americans. (EX: Uncle Tom, pickaninny) Also some creative and funny ones. (EX: Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Shoeshine boy) The song is about the things one of the characters in Hair, Hud Johnson, has been called as a black man. Despite the lyrics, Colored Spade is a fire funk song.
I'm a colored spade, a nigra, a black nigger, a jungle bunny, Jigaboo, coon, Pickaninny, mau mau,
Uncle Tom, Aunt Jemima, Little Black Sambo, Cotton pickin', Swamp guinea, Junk man, Shoeshine boy,
Elevator operator, Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Slave voodoo, zombie Ubangi lipped,
Flat nose, tap dancin', Resident of Harlem
And president of The United States of Love
President of The United States of Love
shit
You invite this man to dinner
You're gonna have to feed him
Watermelon, hominy grits, An' shortnin' bread
Alligator ribs,
and pig tails,
Some Black Eyed Peas,
Some chitlins,
Some collard greens
And if you don't watch out, The boogie man will get you
Boo!
Uncle Tom, Aunt Jemima, Little Black Sambo, Cotton pickin', Swamp guinea, Junk man, Shoeshine boy,
Elevator operator, Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Slave voodoo, zombie Ubangi lipped,
Flat nose, tap dancin', Resident of Harlem
And president of The United States of Love
President of The United States of Love
shit
You invite this man to dinner
You're gonna have to feed him
Watermelon, hominy grits, An' shortnin' bread
Alligator ribs,
and pig tails,
Some Black Eyed Peas,
Some chitlins,
Some collard greens
And if you don't watch out, The boogie man will get you
Boo!
by D20Dicing May 19, 2023
Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......
by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 21, 2018
Black Man 1 - "I don't date Black women as I have a preference for white women"
Black Man 2 - So you NEVER date Black women?
Black Man 1 - "No I only date white women"
Black Man 2 - "Then that's not a preference. A preference means preferring one choice over another choice and being willing to explore either option"
Black Man 1 - "Man, whatever..."
Black Man 2 - ""What you SHOULD say if you only date women of no color - that's more accurate"
Black Man 1 - "But they do have color !"
Black Man 2 - "No they don't".
Black Man 2 - So you NEVER date Black women?
Black Man 1 - "No I only date white women"
Black Man 2 - "Then that's not a preference. A preference means preferring one choice over another choice and being willing to explore either option"
Black Man 1 - "Man, whatever..."
Black Man 2 - ""What you SHOULD say if you only date women of no color - that's more accurate"
Black Man 1 - "But they do have color !"
Black Man 2 - "No they don't".
by Afrodyty July 16, 2022
Person1:"Tu color favorito?"(what's your favorite color?)
person 2:Me color favorito es viola(my favorite color is purple)
person 2:Me color favorito es viola(my favorite color is purple)
by Itsyagurljess October 06, 2020
Colored tip is a popular metro Detroit slang term referring to the colored tip of a Platinum Vape, vape cartridge.
by FreeRio69 October 16, 2021
This term refers to an area within a town where black citizens resided. Also referred to as "nigger town" in some places.
by southern penman November 16, 2013