certified boy lover

A certified boy lover is a person who loves one of three boys (or, if you’re lucky, all three) These boys are, Tyler the Creator, Frank Ocean and Steve Lacy. Only hot bitches are boy lovers, so if you find yourself one, hide them in your basement, play Xbox with them, listen to ‘in search of’ and eat donuts while conversing over what church does.

Jay: Damn that girl’s so different and quirky
Jae: Yeah, she definitely a certified boy lover, look, she’s listening to Frank right now.

by certifiedboylover August 24, 2022

Certo1k

That fine ass latino that raps like Tupac.

Yo you listen to certo1k? Homie sounds like Tupac.

by Alchoholic mixtapes August 29, 2022

certifiedjoeymoment

When something interesting happens you add on with this saying

“My dog died”, “thats a certifiedjoeymoment”

by stormraidergd959 September 20, 2022

Certified duluth tough guy

Adam ames

Watch out that's Adam ames he's a certified duluth tough guy.

by Traversme October 2, 2022

Coprton

Someone in the newtopian discord server who just says “Oh” and “…”

Person 1: Hey you know Cop?

Person 2: yeah I know Coprton, from the newtopian discord server who only says “Oh” and “…”

Person 1: you know Cop??

Person 2: yea I know Cop, from the newtopian discord server?

Person 1: yeah

by Dee💗 October 2, 2022

Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.

My math teachers must be a certified idiot; he doesn’t know that five is less than six.

by BbJjDd October 8, 2022

Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.

My math teacher must be a certified idiot; he cannot count to six.

by BbJjDd October 8, 2022