by LostMySteak January 22, 2022
Get the Cod flannel mug.A cape cod male is a new England red neck trump supporter. They're all anti sexism, homophobic and pretend Christians. They beleive in god but havent been to church since they left their mothers basement. They all own guns and like to hunt, even though they arent good at it. They are loud and usually have extremely bad grammar. Most are alcoholics and smokers that drive a pick up truck with confederate flags tied to it.
"I went down to Cape cod and all I could see were cape cod males!"
"I'm so sorry. Racist little shits!"
"I'm so sorry. Racist little shits!"
by Lunapatunia October 29, 2017
Get the cape cod male mug.a worthless fucking virgin who will upload his shitty clips to tiktok, their videos mostly feature the tiktoker shooting people who dont have brains, whilst repeatedly weapon swapping, sliding and jumping. they have nvidia filters cranked to the max
by defoooman November 21, 2021
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by Big Johnston September 20, 2022
Get the cod gobbler mug.Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.
The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.
A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.
A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018
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