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Polish Cocktail

I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.
by JimmyV August 1, 2023
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toilet cocktail

A mixture of urine (preferably the gold, filthy type, though the white kind will do as well) and fecal matter, mixed together. Its uses are many.
As payback for the shaving cream incident, Mike fed Dick a toilet cocktail on his face while he was sleeping.
by battleof_myself April 17, 2009
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North Shore Cocktail

Chardonnay or other white wine with diet coke and fresh squeezed lime juice on the rocks served in a tall wine glass.
Let's make some north shore cocktails to celebrate your birthday!
by Mr. O. August 24, 2021
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cocktail weiner fest

A cocktail weiner fest is a gathering of dudes with baby dicks.
Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest
by Cocktail weiner fest August 7, 2024
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The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail that turns you from what is numbers to Holy Crap, I'm going beyond Algebra. It's some Kratom that you taste and it's bitter. Then you take a spoonful of Kratom and mix in warm water and drink. Then, get ready to puke.

Then Math fills your head. Numbers, Equations like 2+3=5 and 3×3=9.

The next day, you try 1g to 6g of Kratom mixed in warm water. No puking unless the dose is too high. More math fills your head. 12×10=120 and 12×11=132. 17+35=52.

The third day, Modafinil 200mg. Algebra and PEMDAS fills your mind. Geometry too.

Day 4, Armodafinil 150mg. More Geometry. Some Trigonometry.

Day 5, Adipex 75mg. Some Pre-calculus fills your head. You begin to calculate percent yield and Mole. The formula for Density or D=M/V goes in your head. Graphs and Parabolas and Lines.

Day 6, Extract Benzedrex with 10ml Distilled White Vinegar and clean the Lavender Oil and Menthol with 15ml Corn Oil. Propylhexedrine Acetate solution (You can't make crystals from Acetate, only HCl). You discard the Oil layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. You drink 1 Benzedrex. More math and science fills your head.
Day 7, Extract each Benzedrex with 0.2ml Muriatic Acid (30% HCl Acid) in 5.0ml of warm water. Then wash the cotton with 25ml Warm Water each. Then get Charcoal Lighter Fluid and add 15ml of it to the Beaker. Add to a 20oz Soda bottle and shake. Then, use a Ziplock Bag with a small hole cut out and a paperclip. Drain and collect Propylhexedrine HCl and Discard the Charcoal Lighter Fluid layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. Cook on a Bovado Borosilicate Glass Cooking Dish and tilt to see if a viscous transparent liquid is left. Put it in the freezer for 20 to 30 minutes to initialize crystallization. Then put it next to a small fan or heaterfor 3 to 4 hours for finishing crystallization. Dose range 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl to 432mg Propylhexedrine HCl. More math fills your head. You start cleaning the house.

Day 8. You have a lab and replaced Charcoal Lighter Fluid with Car Starter Fluid (Heptane and Diethyl Ether) or some Hexane. Higher quality Propylhexedrine HCl.

Tony: I used the Math Discoverer's Cocktail and now I'm Super Smart.
by AlienTakeover June 26, 2025
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Cocktail

When you have a story about an unusual sex scenario.
Bro I have a mad cocktail to tell ya
by EFFFFFFFFFFF March 30, 2020
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Corana Cocktail

A cocktail consumed around 10:30 AM because according to McDonalds (which are the laws of the USA) it is no longer breakfast. Therefore acceptable to consume a cocktail.
Person 1: Do you want a Corana Cocktail?
Person 2: Is that a question?
by Kaminsky April 25, 2020
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