by ScomTott September 28, 2021
Get the Titanic Cocktail mug.Waiter: *Hands them their sampler plate.* "Be careful... the plate is hot..... And there you go! Is there anything else can I get for you?"
Customer: *Steeples his hands.* ..... I'll take your house special.... Your Bull Cocktail.
Waiter and the entire male staff: *cue the sexy imaginary background music.*
Customer: *Steeples his hands.* ..... I'll take your house special.... Your Bull Cocktail.
Waiter and the entire male staff: *cue the sexy imaginary background music.*
by Ppootteennttiiaall June 20, 2024
Get the bull cocktail mug.The Nurse O’Riley cocktail originated in New Zealand in the early 2010s and is attributed to Christoper O’Riley, a well-known nurse and mixologist on the side. In recent years it has become particularly popular in the gay community.
It consists of two parts cointreau to one part fanta and one part orange juice. Typically served in a tall glass over ice.
It consists of two parts cointreau to one part fanta and one part orange juice. Typically served in a tall glass over ice.
by WeNeedLemonPledge March 21, 2025
Get the Nurse O'Riley Cocktails mug.The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail that turns you from what is numbers to Holy Crap, I'm going beyond Algebra. It's some Kratom that you taste and it's bitter. Then you take a spoonful of Kratom and mix in warm water and drink. Then, get ready to puke.
Then Math fills your head. Numbers, Equations like 2+3=5 and 3×3=9.
The next day, you try 1g to 6g of Kratom mixed in warm water. No puking unless the dose is too high. More math fills your head. 12×10=120 and 12×11=132. 17+35=52.
The third day, Modafinil 200mg. Algebra and PEMDAS fills your mind. Geometry too.
Day 4, Armodafinil 150mg. More Geometry. Some Trigonometry.
Day 5, Adipex 75mg. Some Pre-calculus fills your head. You begin to calculate percent yield and Mole. The formula for Density or D=M/V goes in your head. Graphs and Parabolas and Lines.
Day 6, Extract Benzedrex with 10ml Distilled White Vinegar and clean the Lavender Oil and Menthol with 15ml Corn Oil. Propylhexedrine Acetate solution (You can't make crystals from Acetate, only HCl). You discard the Oil layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. You drink 1 Benzedrex. More math and science fills your head.
Then Math fills your head. Numbers, Equations like 2+3=5 and 3×3=9.
The next day, you try 1g to 6g of Kratom mixed in warm water. No puking unless the dose is too high. More math fills your head. 12×10=120 and 12×11=132. 17+35=52.
The third day, Modafinil 200mg. Algebra and PEMDAS fills your mind. Geometry too.
Day 4, Armodafinil 150mg. More Geometry. Some Trigonometry.
Day 5, Adipex 75mg. Some Pre-calculus fills your head. You begin to calculate percent yield and Mole. The formula for Density or D=M/V goes in your head. Graphs and Parabolas and Lines.
Day 6, Extract Benzedrex with 10ml Distilled White Vinegar and clean the Lavender Oil and Menthol with 15ml Corn Oil. Propylhexedrine Acetate solution (You can't make crystals from Acetate, only HCl). You discard the Oil layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. You drink 1 Benzedrex. More math and science fills your head.
Day 7, Extract each Benzedrex with 0.2ml Muriatic Acid (30% HCl Acid) in 5.0ml of warm water. Then wash the cotton with 25ml Warm Water each. Then get Charcoal Lighter Fluid and add 15ml of it to the Beaker. Add to a 20oz Soda bottle and shake. Then, use a Ziplock Bag with a small hole cut out and a paperclip. Drain and collect Propylhexedrine HCl and Discard the Charcoal Lighter Fluid layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. Cook on a Bovado Borosilicate Glass Cooking Dish and tilt to see if a viscous transparent liquid is left. Put it in the freezer for 20 to 30 minutes to initialize crystallization. Then put it next to a small fan or heaterfor 3 to 4 hours for finishing crystallization. Dose range 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl to 432mg Propylhexedrine HCl. More math fills your head. You start cleaning the house.
Day 8. You have a lab and replaced Charcoal Lighter Fluid with Car Starter Fluid (Heptane and Diethyl Ether) or some Hexane. Higher quality Propylhexedrine HCl.
Tony: I used the Math Discoverer's Cocktail and now I'm Super Smart.
Day 8. You have a lab and replaced Charcoal Lighter Fluid with Car Starter Fluid (Heptane and Diethyl Ether) or some Hexane. Higher quality Propylhexedrine HCl.
Tony: I used the Math Discoverer's Cocktail and now I'm Super Smart.
by AlienTakeover June 26, 2025
Get the The Math Discoverer's Cocktail mug.Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest
by Cocktail weiner fest August 7, 2024
Get the cocktail weiner fest mug.It is when you go to a bar and order one cocktail and leave after finishing it to move to next bar and repeat the same till you puke off the window off your cab.
We were on a another cocktail marathon last night and we run 12 bars before passing out next to a dumpster...
by Yomamacooksitbetter August 30, 2022
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