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Melon head children

Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.
Hey, that melon head children just killed that guy
by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022
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yeast children

What are yeast children you may ask

Well they are young developing yeast packets making the greatest bread
Maddie: How did you make this bread Ella

Ella: I used my yeast children
by Queenofspuds July 3, 2021
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Lonnie Benningfieldestiny children

Lonnie Benningfield junior artists baller jams bejrovbooty jams bejrovbut bejrovbehind jams by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created and started Lonnie Benningfieldestiny children and I am name after my own words baller jam boxing jam banging backwards jams.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq September 30, 2025
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missing children

people go missing but got tired of the evil people they live with and join the military and start a new life
i saved all the missing children in the world and now they trying to take credit for it and lock me up in prison forever so when they speak about it, i can't say i did it and they took all my rewards. and lock up an innocent person in prison forever.
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Children

Tiny humans that u have to give all ur attention to for nothing in return and have to act like the world is all unicorns and dragons n shit
Person:u want some lucky charms?

Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR!

Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe

Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈

Person:*sigh* …children…
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Children

1. Beautiful beings of love and joy

2. disgusting parasite, especially when they are a teenager

3. ugly and annoying, especially babies, all they do is dispense poop
1. Oh, children are so sweet!

2. I just want to get rid of all of my children, they are so annoying!

3. My children are so ugly, I have a baby and it won't stop crying!
by AM3THYSTG30D3 February 22, 2025
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Sterilizing children

Well, if that's the case, if the explicit intent is relevant... Then YOU'RE LYING about trans affirming care! Aren't you?
Hym "Because the EXPLICIT INTENT of gender affirming care is not 'sterilizing children.' It's to allow people to more easily develop the phenotypic characteristics of the gender that coincides with their self-perception. Which (by your own logic) make you A FUCKING LIAR! You know what that means for you right? Hell forever! Roasting like a fucking turkey! Ha! Hahaha! The explicit intent of the people doing the thing is more relevant than the perception of the people observing the thing isn't it?"
by Hym Iam February 17, 2024
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