The dish that awaits every cunnilingus fan. Sometimes spoiled by an excessive aggragation of minge biscuits.
by don leslie February 20, 2009
Get the captains piemug. Notorious hacker from the late 1980's. Is said to have performed the biggest hack ever, when he changed all the clocks at AT&T inorder to turn nightime rates into daytime rates, and vice versa.
by Stuntman November 2, 2004
Get the Captain Zapmug. A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.
"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."
by frank pubes April 24, 2006
Get the captain bumsexmug. Indie-pop/Alternative Dance band made up of 5 Ohio State University students originally hailing from the Cleveland area. Best known for their song "Freaky Love", and the accompanying video.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Captain Kidd?"
Person 2: "Didn't they play welcome week this year?"
Person 1: "Yes and they are a bunch of cool dudes, I'm a fan."
Person 2: "Didn't they play welcome week this year?"
Person 1: "Yes and they are a bunch of cool dudes, I'm a fan."
by thenextoprah January 24, 2015
Get the Captain Kiddmug. A guy who bangs alot of fat chicks and thusly ''Racks up tonage'' like a sub captain from WW2. Sometimes a dance is involved, in whick you do the ''Sonar Sweep" the "parascope" and the "torpedo".
Nixon was at the Bar last night Subcaptaining like a champion.
Nixon is racking up tonage like a Sub Captain.
Nixon is racking up tonage like a Sub Captain.
by Steamy-Ray-Vaughn January 6, 2012
Get the Sub Captainmug. by Brady_gross September 23, 2020
Get the Captain Mikemug. by Pinetreeenjoyer9 August 15, 2023
Get the captain diseasemug.