Cripple Stool

The handicap toilet stall. Same as Cripple Crapper

"The cripple stool is the Cadillac of toilets" Larry the cable guy.

by xzybit May 15, 2005

cripple cart cowboy

A male riding a cripple cart.

"Check out that cripple cart cowboy, he's gotta be like 400 pounds."

by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005

BLOODS AND CRIPS

Two extremely ignorant gangs that its no
wonder theres so much black on black crime today. These gangs are really something that kids shouldnt idolize.
These gangs formed outta Compton Califoria (and in some other Cali areas I think) and have been rivals since the
80's or some shit (I'm not sure how long) Bloods wear red and crips of course blue.

Tyrone: Hey man, I'm going to grab some beer at the store.

Jake: Wait are you goin 2 Bentleys beer shop?

Tyrone: yeah why?

Jake:Then put on some fuckin red!!!!!!!!
There be a lotta crips!!!

by x9 May 13, 2005

Swagger of a Cripple

To have an extremely large amount of swagger. Cripples may not literally "swag" when they travel, but cripples ARE SWAG.

I've got the swagger of a cripple, muthaf**ka IM AWESOME!

by Spiderpig12344 November 16, 2011

cripplydick

A specific kind of shit faced bastard who likes to fuck with everthing that you think is cool.

Shane is a cripplydick, im gunna huck rocks at him.

by cockpushups May 24, 2006

Crippling Empathy

A Condition where a person's unrestrained empathy overrides their critical thinking. Creating a condition where every thing's feelings and conditions must be taken into account before any action can be made. Vegans & extreme environmentalist's suffer from the worst strain of this disease.

"How can you eat that Lobster?"
"Real easy with butter and lemon."
"People like you make every day Auschwitz for the animals."
"If your crippling empathy makes it hard for you to eat a lobster that's fine. But don't project it on me."

by Emperor Zoltan October 4, 2008

crippled out

to be depressed/bored, a generally lazy, pissed off mood leading to apathy of great proportions.

1)he was of a crippled out disposition yesterday after missing the bus by three seconds.
2)muchos cripplo amigos
3)i am so crippled out right now

by loveangelmusicbaby December 5, 2004