Vagina crab

A chick who shuns herself out doing nothing for like 5 days wrapped in blankets being bitchy. So basically once a month....

I called sarah but she was being a Vagina crab so she wouldn't talk to me.

by Anthony March 31, 2005

crab cake

A really smelly minge that makes you wanna heave!

Fuck me darling have a wash you smell like a crab cake

by Achmed Baliman March 4, 2009

Crab Ragoons

Chineese Food. Made up of crab, cream cheese, ginger, and whatever else them china men put in that thing.

I odered crab ragoons and some fried rice.

by LainaLovesMike March 31, 2008

ocean crab

Another term for OxyContin.

My friend got some ocean crabs, we're going to go swimming for hours.

by adam johnson October 25, 2007

Crab Dance

The act of puffing out your chest, raising your arms as claws, and moving quickly from side to side as if you were a crab.

Richard, do the crab dance!

Give me a cigarette first.

Nonono, go home.

by mikeythestud January 12, 2010

Brown Crabbing

when two people are engaged in sexual intercourse and one squats in a crab like position over the other ones mouth while the person shits in they're mouth, while the catcher splooges on the shitters gooch.

Did you here Alex was Brown Crabbing Jason at the party last friday, i heared Ayrton's mom was pissed but she was releived because she got to paint it afterwards.

by pooonthetwobitebrowniepoo May 14, 2008

surf crabs

Surf crabs: to be itchin' for a surf

Cyrus moved from San Diego and is really itching for a surf. I hear he's go the surf crabs!

by cyguy July 31, 2010