Rusty Cowboy

Is when your tiddy humping your girlfriend, but only in reverse so she can lick your butthole at the same time.

We enjoy doing the rusty cowboy position.

by Badapple187 September 9, 2021

cowboy stinker

A sexual act, in which a male shoves a dildo up a womans rectum and then the male dry humps the dildo.

Kyle, Cindy is such a slut. I heard she let Bobby give her a cowboy stinker.

by Derpson Herps March 27, 2012

Midget Cowboy

1. A Cowboy who is seen as very short
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse

That there was a midget cowboy, you could tell by his small legs.

That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.

Caleb is a midget cowboy.

I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.

by Mystery016 December 30, 2011

Dallas Cowboys

An NFL team with morons as fans. Owned by Tales from the crypt keeper Jerry Jones. Fan base that talks about the glory years and keeps saying stupid phrases like How bout them cowboys or we dem Boys. Might actually be a cult of homosexuals. They’ve practiced their cult rituals since 1960. They claim to be America’s team but America would like to trade them for any of the Canadian football league teams.

The Dallas Cowboys have yet to win another super bowl and it’s 2095. Celebrating the 100 year anniversary of the glory years

by Cowboys SUX November 23, 2021

Zbrush Cowboy

An artist who is only proficient in Zbrush and often Keyshot. While their art is amazing on its own, it isn't useful beyond concept work.

These people aren't true 3d artists. They lack the sufficient knowledge to bring an asset through the entirety of the 3D pipleline. But to the layperson what it looks like they are doing is incredible. They are cringe.

"Have you seen Jim's work? It's insanely good!"
"yeah but have you tried working with the guy? he doesn't actually know anything, he's a total zbrush cowboy"

by Big Dave 3D March 18, 2023

Cowboy beans

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.

I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.

by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023

Cowboy Costume

An overpriced, massive, and gaudy pickup truck that is most often never used for any actual work by it's owner.

Dave: "Yeah, I just recently bought this Ford F-450 Platinum Mega-Hyper Deluxe Freedom Cheeseburger Edition for only $79,999.99 and got a 15-inch lift kit with some sick rims."
Jim: "That's a very nice cowboy costume Dave."

by E bough January 21, 2023