Tuscaloosa Chili Dog

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and she pukes in her hands, then puts that puke in her pocket, and finishes the job without the guy ever noticing.
Dude I woke up with vomit all over my dick, she must have ate a Tuscaloosa chili dog last night.
by T-Town1234 May 16, 2023
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Chili Cook-Off

The greatest thing you will ever do with your otherwise uninteresting life. Take note, TCP Students.
Dumb TCP Student: I ain't in the mood for chili today.
Smart TCP Student: who in their right mind would not go to the chili cook-off
by chili_cook_off_fan123 November 06, 2017
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Jalapeño Chili Popper

When one man eats extra spicy chili and takes laxatives and shits diarrhea into a bucket. Then puts it out in the sun on the hottest day to marinate for a week. He adds water to desired consistency: then place some into a syringe. He then inserts it into someone’s ass and packs it as much as possible: then the man has anal sex with the person and cums inside. The person then shits out the mix into a pie crust. Serve and enjoy.
My ass is still red and hurting from that jalapeño chili popper from last night.
by DirtyThirty57 May 28, 2019
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Chili Cheese Dogging

The act of shoving chili in your partners asshole, meanwhile shoving your own smegma inside your penis whole, after-which you launch you smegma (cheese) out with your nut inside the chili filled asshole in order to be sucked out.
Guy: “but babe I hate chili cheese dogging.”
Girl: “stop winning and grab the chili
by Aloha_snackbar34 August 24, 2019
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Denver chili bowl

An involuntary circumstance involving glorified Super Bowl hype and ingesting 3 times more chili than a family of 5.
This usually results in monday morning office shit so stinky that your coworkers voluntarily move offices to get away from the bathroom 67 feet down the hall.

Also, may or may not involve John Elway and his huge collection of beaver pelts.
In the name of J.C, Phil's Denver Chili Bowl just creeped into the itchiest part of my brain.
by Magnus Corelian February 10, 2007
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chili ring supreme

When your given it to her in the chili ring and then you pull out and blow your load right in her dirty butt hole.
I gave her a chili ring supreme last night. Hell ya.
by Bucknasty4310 March 05, 2009
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hi welcome to chilis

An iconic vine that is quoted a lot.
*walks into bathroom* hi welcome to chilis
by wwwoowww March 04, 2018
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