The deception butterfly produced by fake news was so vast they had to get the President involved in damage control.
Little johnny told the principle Sarah stole his cupcakes knowing she really didn't. The deception butterfly caused multiple parent teacher conferences and Sarah had to change schools.
Little johnny told the principle Sarah stole his cupcakes knowing she really didn't. The deception butterfly caused multiple parent teacher conferences and Sarah had to change schools.
by Ontological June 24, 2018


A swimming stroke requiring (in theory) super human strength and extraordinary coordination, but characterized ( in actuality) by randomly placed arm movements and erratic breathing patterns. Performance of this stroke is usually accomplished by incessant yelling on the part of the coach, sheer hysteria on the part of the parent and near drowning on the part of the swimmer.
Person 1: Coach said we have to do a 200 butterfly.
Person 2: So what you're trying to say is that coach wants us to die and give a reason to get yelled at?
Person 1: Basically
Person 2: So what you're trying to say is that coach wants us to die and give a reason to get yelled at?
Person 1: Basically
by SwimmersLife November 24, 2017

In ships, there is this hole that ejects water on the side of the ship called the scupper. And it’s referred as “a ship’s Vagina.” So butterflies in my scupper is like the human version of butterflies in my pussy. but for ships, it’s where a ship finds an other attractive ship that she has that tingling sensation in her scupper and she would like to date and/or sexually engage with that other vessel.
Oil Tanker: Man I have this huge crush on that sexy masculine tugboat. And as he was towing that big cruise ship, I was flirting at him and I then I have this butterflies in my scupper feeling.
Container Ship: girl, next time when he isn’t busy just go up by him and ask if he wants to go out on a date with you.
Cargo Ship: girl he’s so hot, I heard that he makes 3,400hp and his engine is the same one that is used on CSX and BNSF trains.
Container Ship: girl, next time when he isn’t busy just go up by him and ask if he wants to go out on a date with you.
Cargo Ship: girl he’s so hot, I heard that he makes 3,400hp and his engine is the same one that is used on CSX and BNSF trains.
by EMD F59PHI August 6, 2024

When a fan blows kisses on your dick and balls, or when they just start blowing really hard and you cum early
Have you ever laid in bed buck naked while a fan blows sweet butterfly kisses on your cock and taters
by Papi john May 8, 2018

by anonymous January 15, 2025

In which it is used for an instagram caption or just a phrase when you're using a "butterfly filter" or when you feel fly or cool.
Ex 1: Person: ooh I look so cute in this butterfly filter! Maybe I should post a selfie with it on and caption it "Butterfly Energy".
Ex 2: Person 1: I feel so cool in this outfit, man!
Person 2: Butterfly Energy, yo!
Ex 2: Person 1: I feel so cool in this outfit, man!
Person 2: Butterfly Energy, yo!
by MOODCHILE July 4, 2020
