When your at the club and your holding your drink and dancing on the floor and some one bumps into you, spilling your drink.
by Mel Jane December 26, 2008

by AddyBoi March 27, 2015

when two men use a two sided dildo with a bagel in the middle. When they are finished they eat the bagel
by E.P.D March 13, 2009

Doing a bump
Taking one small dose of cocaine. Generally used speaking about scooping out a small bit of cocaine with a coke nail or key, also known as a key bump.
After the coke rush is settled and starting to fade, people generally bump up.
Taking one small dose of cocaine. Generally used speaking about scooping out a small bit of cocaine with a coke nail or key, also known as a key bump.
After the coke rush is settled and starting to fade, people generally bump up.
I was doing a bump when my hand started shaking and I lost it all.
I always use my house key for a key bump.
I always use my house key for a key bump.
by XTCNXS May 27, 2019

Look at the back of Shannons head it is riddled with hair bumps. You could play connect the dots back there.
by charles heston October 25, 2004

A sensation that one feels in the skin when you are surrounded by a room of douche bags or particularly douchy douchetastics. The sensation can usually be overcome by immediately removing yourself from the company of any douchebags.
Jimmy, duck so douchetastic doesn't see us over here and talk to us about his douche bag life. I'm trying to avoid another case of douche bumps.
by Bling (the original) May 5, 2007

The lesbian act of touching and rubbing each other's vaginas together. Usually not applied to attractive, porn-star quality lesbians, but rather the hefty, hairy, road-scarred bull-dykes. Also known as "Scissoring".
Hey Kurt, I'll bet that before those two gals brushed each other's mullets, they spent the morning bumping swamps.
by Jones Jones February 27, 2008
