Bread Porn

an absolute abomination and if you get off to it you deserve to die

normal person 1: "I heard weird person likes bread porn, he even beats of to it"
normal person 2: "lets go beat his ass!"

by FuckBreadPorn April 13, 2021

ghost bread

when something goes missing

sorry miss my homework’s ghost bread

by ineedtorestartmypotatoes January 27, 2020

Pocket bread

Used instead of PITA (pain in the ass).

I lost my wallet. Getting everything replaced was pocket bread.

by TravisJake September 16, 2020

Bread Emoji

A bitch who is hated by all

“Why you gotta be such a Bread Emoji?!”

“You’re a Bread emoji!”

by PieEmoji July 4, 2022

Eliza's Bread

the combination of Birthday and Graduation celebrations. Two girls once discussed how to combine the words and in true brain cell style they came up with bread... not a great combination but somehow works.

This is not to be confused with a gorgeous rosemary and garlic focaccia.

"Are you going to Eliza's Bread?"
"yeah its time to go back to school and get fucked up"

by braincell.01 September 8, 2022

Johannes bread

The best bread you will ever find. It is in breadville and it is haunted by bread.

I just found the johannes bread, oh nooooo.

by Joratington_anc2 January 12, 2022

Sugma Bread

A type of bread used to tell someone to fuck off. May contain ligma and fugma. Created from the Sugandese tradition.

He came into the kitchen bitching about something so I told. him I was making sugma bread.

by uhohbsdncjnj February 19, 2022