bangover

Waking up to regret a one-night stand

"Last night he looked so good, but now after seeing him in the light I have a bangover..."

by fatesaurus-rex March 3, 2015

bengotomop

You have been roasted by the best person ever.

(after a sick roast)
person: BENGOTOMOP

by edatron December 27, 2016

rosie bogolin

Four feet nine inches of fun.

Rosie Bogolin is 4-9.

by (sic) March 11, 2005

Asshole Bingo

Noun.

Situation when an asshole just keeps on being an asshole, like they're obliviously trying to win a game of bingo by being a repeatedly douche.

Said asshole may also not realize they've hit a nerve, or are guilty of being an asshole on multiple counts.

A: You wouldn't believe it: today my coworker did x, y, and z!

B: Is she trying to win at asshole bingo or something?

by FLT October 20, 2013

finger bingo

A game played by 3 or more people (gender does not apply) one player is blindfolded and has to penetrate another players asshole with their finger, then tgat player has to geuss who's ass it was through smell.

My friends were supposed to come to practice but they stayed at home playing finger bingo

by Coach75 June 21, 2015

MBA Catch Phrase Bingo

MBA Catch Phrase Bingo - A series of canned phrases, used by bosses to deflect questions and sound smarter than everyone. Done properly it’s like a magic trick that confuses the masses into thinking the boss answered the question when he didn’t.

Carl: Hey Kyle, Did Lance explain what’s going on with the layoffs during the staff meeting?

Kyle: I asked him and he wouldn’t answer it directly. He decided to play MBA catch phrase bingo with us instead.

He said, “At the end of the day”, “right-size it” and something about “squaring the circle.” No one knows what the fuck just happened in there.

by P-Biddy December 22, 2018

bangover

Feeling like shit in the moring because you were up all night F*cking.

I'm tired as sh*t and my d*ck is sore, I got a horrible bangover.

by samtheman1 February 24, 2010