Bloody hell

What British people use in response to almost any slightly negative situation.

Bloody hell, my tires burst.
Bloody hell, my toast's burnt.
Bloody hell mate, that's rank.

by zydezu March 26, 2021

Bloody Mary

When you take a drink from a full Diva Cup.

My girlfriend said she would have sex with me if I took a drink from her full Diva Cup, I did and reinvented the Bloody Mary.

by Horsepowerrr October 23, 2019

bloody rag

A bloody rag originates from when women wore a rag, similar to a cloth diaper, with strings to tie it around their waste, during that bloody time of the month. The most modern form would be a maxi-pad, but not a tampon, even though some refer to tampons as rags.

She threw that bloody rag in the toilet, and expected it to flush? Where's my plunger, the dumb bitch!

by Craxd1 December 4, 2013

Bloody oreo

Wher two black males fuck a white female on here period

A bloody oreo isnt just something you eat..

by White flame853 December 21, 2010

Bloody Octopus

When a guy does not want to sleep with a girl because it is known that she is on her period

Bill: Man, why don't you sleep with Gayle tonight? she looks hot as hell dude.
Jason: Nah man, she's got a bad case of the Bloody Octopus right now.

by Marylicious2014 September 24, 2011

bloody smash

commonly experienced on the 4th of july when forcing out a normal poop fart, only to get a smashy surprise coated in bloodula.

i got hella bloody smash in my pants and its smells like your girlfriend.

by tom cut May 11, 2008

bloody cookie

The first definition for bloody cookie is a small male child how hasn't hit puberty and cannot use computers to save his life because he has a bad case of the Ricky retardation disorder he gets weekly treatment at the bottom of the ocean

The second definition is a bloody vagina after rough intercourse with a cactus

He is such a bloody cookie

by the sqwerwal October 22, 2014