blind rat

a girl named Nicole which is funny, beautiful, and amazing but also kinda looks like one of the three blind rats from Shrek when she puts on goofy glasses

Bobby is a blind rat

by I'm Vengeance March 31, 2022

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Blind Rhino

A variation on the Roman Helmet with the exception of the penis being erect.

I was so drunk, I gave your mom a blind rhino...Don't tell your dad.

by mudmask August 2, 2008

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Menu blind

When you can't choose your meal from a menu because there is too much to choose from

I've gone menu blind, I've read the menu five time and I still can't decide what I want to eat

by Foody5000 January 19, 2019

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Rolling Blind

Rolling a joing in insufficient/non-existand light, often leading to a poorly constructed roll.

'Dude, that joint looks wack!'

'Yeah sorry man, was rolling blind.'

by Eleefant July 15, 2009

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blind as a trump

Doing something stupid and self-destructive after being advised by many people not to. Refers to Donald Trump looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.

Scientists: "make sure to not look directly at the sun, you should use proper eye protection."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."

by dranalog August 22, 2017

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The Blind Neo

A sex act where the female lies down, and has the male straddle her forehead, who then stretches his scrotum to completely cover both of her eyes, mimicking Neo having his eyes fused shut in the vastly inferior movie The Matrix Revolutions. Finally, the male ejaculates into the females mouth, while screaming "YOU ARE THE ONE!"

Dude, I totally gave my wife The Blind Neo last night. It was awesome...We're getting a divorce...*uncontrollable sobbing*

by Ahauzotz January 4, 2015

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