When an adventurous gentleman embarks upon a speedy, covert danger wank whilst divulging his sins during confession.
by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018
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by Gino123 September 21, 2018
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girl 1: Oh my god who is that sexy person he turns me on in many ways
Girl 2: oh yeah that guy is sexy he has to be bless
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girl 1: yeah i heard he is good at every sport and has a huge penis
by jhon maker October 22, 2018
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Street Preacher -: “Praise praise people!The light external to our true self is no more less connected than the internal as is the moon to the sun.....it shines on enough.........
Rude heckler “awww STFU the only light in my God-damned life is this lighter to spark another cancer stick, you’re a phoney baloney wannbeezey street Jeez! Get your face out of my face before I start making you see stars and not the moon you little bitch!!”
Conscientious Heckler-Heckler :- “ (Snaps the Heckler’s Fibula) WHY YA GOTTA BE SO BLESSEMISTIC DIRTY ANALHOLE!!?? The man said Praise!!! (Snaps the hecklers tibia) NOW PRAISE!!!” 😃😁
Rude heckler “awww STFU the only light in my God-damned life is this lighter to spark another cancer stick, you’re a phoney baloney wannbeezey street Jeez! Get your face out of my face before I start making you see stars and not the moon you little bitch!!”
Conscientious Heckler-Heckler :- “ (Snaps the Heckler’s Fibula) WHY YA GOTTA BE SO BLESSEMISTIC DIRTY ANALHOLE!!?? The man said Praise!!! (Snaps the hecklers tibia) NOW PRAISE!!!” 😃😁
by Treebonics January 6, 2019
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