Bean a Chrisman

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.

You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure

by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019

Swell bean

Good egg , cool dude,

He’s a swell bean.

by The_magster August 2, 2019

Bean Worship

Oral stimulation of the clitoris.

The girls discovered bean worship during their sleepover.

Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017

Bean Ass

Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).

Sage: I ran into Michael, he just got back from Chipotle and had a bad case of bean ass.

by mmmmmbags January 9, 2015

good bean

Adjective:
Used to describe somebody who is very based, good, or just super epic in general.

I’m a good bean

by dumb jsjsj September 18, 2022

Weird beans

(An expression)Just a more interesting way to say "weird", "odd", and so on...

Mo:"Dude, my grandma puts jello in her tacos..."

Lester:"Weird beans."

by Penguin-chick February 10, 2009

Beans the series

A series made by mangird1 on youtube its follows 4 beans and they do goofy ah and nothing much prrtty much fuckall random shit happens

Grandpa:I watched beans the series yesterday
Dad:take your pills

by Mangird1 April 5, 2023