My best friend can't wait to see you at the gothsm barbecue xxx
Love from me and my Goons ❤
Also whered you keep getting them kids want one myself
Love from me and my Goons ❤
Also whered you keep getting them kids want one myself
by The Goddamn Joker September 16, 2021
Get the Batmanmug. The batman funny asf specially if she hates Batman an loves Spider-Man.
While fucking a girl from behind grab a flashlight in the corner of the ceiling pull
While fucking a girl from behind grab a flashlight in the corner of the ceiling pull
by Dirty superheros February 26, 2018
Get the Batmanmug. by augugugugugugugugugugugug_1 June 23, 2023
Get the batmanmug. The act of getting highly intoxicated and on the car ride home sticking your head outside the window and start screaming BATMAN!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations you have now been Batmaned.
Congratulations you have now been Batmaned.
Driving home from your wife's baby shower after becoming intoxicated and screaming out the window Batman.
by Givenone March 14, 2014
Get the batmanmug. (verb) a term used when the person you are texting suddenly disappears from the chat, without telling you why or that they were gonna leave.
Person 1: we were talking and then he just batmanned on me 😔
Person 2: NO WAY, how dare he batman on you. >:(
Person 2: NO WAY, how dare he batman on you. >:(
by cooldude909 February 10, 2024
Get the Batmanmug. Batman is a superhero, duh, he drives the bat mobile and likes to come out at night to destroy villains, most favorite, the Joker. He parades on his saving the world escapades dressed all in black, looking like a bat, obviously. Though during the day he leads his double life as a normal, handsome, hardworking man. So, he has a secret identity, but the real secret is many think his name is Bruce, but it's actually Paul.
Batman : Yes, so here's the thing, my name is Bruce.
Girl (who knows him) : No actually, it's Paul.
Batman : Shh, don't tell people it's fun having a secret, secret identity.
Girl : Right,... no one ever said you were sane...
Girl (who knows him) : No actually, it's Paul.
Batman : Shh, don't tell people it's fun having a secret, secret identity.
Girl : Right,... no one ever said you were sane...
by itstopsecretinformation July 12, 2013
Get the Batmanmug.