Batman

A dude who wears a rubber suit and beats the living pulp out of petty thieves.

Look out, Batman's coming!!!

by YoungRussian72 October 27, 2020

batman shit

Doing something super risky.

: I'm gonna drive my mustang through that snowstorm
: Dude; that's some risky Batman Shit!

by Bart Lefart November 17, 2018

Philly Batman

The Philly version of Batman

Philly Batman: in Philly fashion, shows no fear when he pulls up to New York to confront New York Spider-Man aka Spider Cuz

by PhillyPHilly23 October 21, 2020

Batman

Bruce wayne

"Oof....there's Batman"

by Conbon05 June 8, 2019

red Batman Paradox

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime

person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.

person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.

by le bruh moment April 19, 2021

Batman

1) The most bad ass super hero of all — because he doesn’t need super powers; The code name used by Bruce Wayne; 2) A nickname for a really bad ass person; 3)A nickname for someone who is known to be a HUGE Batman fan

1) Batman can defeat any super hero or villain, because he knows how to find weaknesses.
2) That dude knocked out 4 guys by himself — a real life Batman.
3) What’s up Batman?

by SiL3Nt J September 15, 2023

The Freaky Batman

Dabbling in some auto erotic asphyxiation while dressed as Batman.

Yo, Did you hear the news that David Carradine died while doing the freaky Batman? he really needed Robin to hear his safe word.

by freaky_batman March 9, 2025