Free barning

the act of using your own earwax to lubricate rubber underwear for s&m. Although originally used as a substitute for talc, it was discovered to leave a strangely pleasant tingly feeling, particularly in the crotch area

man we were free barning last night and I was buzzing for hours!

by sky vicker walk October 26, 2016

Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021

barn hand

You put your arm in a animal ass in a bard from TikTok and don’t do it to any animal or person I did not make this

The defined of barn hand you put you whole arm in a bran animal ass please don’t do this to anyone animal or person

by Tokeyojo February 14, 2025

Will Barnes

The holiest fuckboy of the generation that was, usually associates with jesus chrissim (gods first)

Girl 1: Im goin out with Will Barnes
Girl 2: ew that fuckboy?

by Pb upstander May 22, 2018

Barnning

To barn someone over a social platform

"Hey bro I just got barnned by some girl last night on discord"
"I was barnning a girl last night on discord too"

by Dumbass Booyah Inkling January 7, 2024

barn fuck

A midnight run where two or more bros break into a barn and sodomize the living shit out of every animal. Viagra is also involved so it results in a gargantuan bone orgy.

Kyle and Sheldon fill their pockets to the brim with Viagra, patiently waiting till midnight for a much anticipated Barn Fuck.

by Majorly Beagle August 31, 2016

Barn Swallow

Small town nobody who is willing to blow half the surrounding 3 counties for drugs.

I just found out my best friend is a barn swallow. How do I get them help?

by HalfNutt420 June 29, 2024