ty baker

Ty baker is a fuckin' God and he will beat the ever living shit out of you asshole and he is super strong beat up. he has a lot of girlfriends and but half of them are girls that think there boys making him gay. Ty baker is awesome and he is cool and not sad. Ty bakers best friend is chad grieg and he is awesome

ty baker is awesome and he reads diary of a wimpy kid

by p.lane388141 December 1, 2019

Josh Baker

Someone who has previously dated Megan Gladden.

Landon: “Did you hear about that guy that dated Megan Gladden?”

Josh2: “You must be referring to Josh Baker!”

by Armenianthief January 25, 2023

Baker's Dozen

A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.

Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."

by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022

Kayla Baker

Two words commonly associated with a woman who takes everyone’s male significant other.

“Watch your man around Kayla Baker”

by mskivy.2 June 4, 2023

bakers cock ring

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.

I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring

by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022

bakers shit

not too solid and not too loose...if you could shit into a pastry bag and decorate a cake with it.

brown cream cheese flowed from my ass...a classic bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

The Baker

The Baker is oral sex performed by an extremely desperate female to a morbidly obese male wherein sour skittles are inserted into the urethra and urinated into the mouth.

I did the Baker to mark last night

by Under Writer Bob March 26, 2025