JJ baker

A big cock motherfucker from Texas that drives big trucks and has a dick game that’s is A+++++ and he’s a sweetheart and makes you breckfest and is just all around a cowboy casanova

Jj baker has good dick

by Jamie hardy September 4, 2020

Eren baker

A guy who makes bread and says "tatakae... tatakae..."

Eren baker: hey want some bread?
You: no I'm okay.
Eren baker: tatakae... tatakae
You: eren jeager?
EREN BAKER

by Z14 February 2, 2022

Zack Baker

Zack Baker is a derogatory term used to describe someone is a little bit slow in the head

You know he's a bit of a Zack Baker (mouth breather) did you see his Science results this year

by nibbawitharocket November 17, 2019

Conner Baker

The guy everyone likes but the one I love but he won’t notice

Everyone: Hey looker it’s Conner Baker
Conner Baker: Hey

by TheDorky1 December 18, 2021

Megan baker

Clearly always right, never over reacts , always cool calm and collected is one of the luckiest lady's in the world to be given a heart from the one and only old bones

Megan baker is perfect even when not perfect.

by Bonelove September 24, 2020

A Baker

Do you see that hippy over there with no sense of cleanliness, human decency or the ability to generate personal accountability and leech off of the government like a communist - also they use a lot of chewing tobacco? Man what a Baker.

John: Hey! Are you a Trump Supporter?
Kyle : No I’m A Baker

by Histamines Man February 1, 2024

Sergeant Baker

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.

Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.

by Vepa H May 31, 2013