Bean and Cheese Burrito 

A sex act in which a receptive partner opens his or her mouth round like a tortilla, then a male partner farts inside the first partner's mouth, then quickly ejaculates on top of it.

"My woman never had Mexican food, so I gave her a genuine bean and cheese burrito."

Bean and Cheese Burrito by Mortimer L. Bard August 16, 2007

breakfast burrito 

morning wood. Erection first thing in the morning.

"I woke up w/ a massive breakfast burrito."

breakfast burrito by illskilla May 8, 2006

Cold Burrito 

The Act of put your nose in a vagina or anus while you have a cold, sneezing, and than sucking the snot out with your mouth.

Chick 1 "My boyfriend gave me a cold burrito last night"

Chick 2 "ewww"

Cold Burrito by Timmy1997 September 26, 2010

vaseline burrito 

The most insulting body part a man can offer to feed a woman.

"Hey baby, how about a big salty bite of my vaseline burrito?"

vaseline burrito by Good Good October 7, 2005

Dragon Burrito 

A burrito that is prepared with specific dimensions to allow for a dragon's penis to enter and fill with semen.

That dragon just fucked the shit out of a dragon burrito.

Dragon Burrito by beanvag October 31, 2011

Gringo Burrito 

'White Boy' created burrito that is not on the menu at Mexican Food restaurants.

It can be special ordered, but the dirty looks and racial comments can be devastating and who knows what special 'extras' the cooks may add just because they have to put together this Non-Hispanic abomination.

It can be created by adding individual ingredients.

Ingredients:
Flour Tortilla
Cheese Quesadilla, sliced
French Fries
Sour Cream

Open warm Flour Tortilla
Add Sour Cream
Add sliced Quesadilla pieces
Add French Fries
Close one end of Tortilla and roll burrito style

I ordered a french fry,cheese and sour cream burrito, and the lady behind the counter said "Que?" and looked at me funny.

So the next time I just ordered a tortilla, a quesadilla,side of sour cream and french fries.... the Gringo Burrito Baby!

Gringo Burrito by ICPrincess March 25, 2010

Soggy burrito 

A sweaty mexican vagina

This mexican girl just worked a double and now hasa soggy burrito.

Soggy burrito by flinbacon April 27, 2015