Teacher body

The soft, flabby pear or apple shape body associated with middle and high school public teachers.

6th period Spanish class had no idea Mrs . Lopez was pregnant that just thought she had teacher body.

by GorglagorE September 15, 2017

free body

A person who feels no need for exactness, yet chooses to live life freely, and be late often.

Ok fuck bobby he's 30 minutes late again... What a free body.

by Redbone1212 June 9, 2017

oatmeal body

Used to describe someone who is absurdly thicc, thicc like oatmeal. Synonymous with rethicculous.

Dang watching her walk by I had to stop and stare, she had that oatmeal body.

by DummyThiccBoi December 10, 2017

Body Crinkle

A body builder's brownie texture looking skin

Woah.. that dude has a lot of upper body crinkle!

by Nugget buddy March 13, 2017

bodied and banged

to loose complete rationality of your actions.

to have one too many drinks and meaningless sex.

it is going to bed at 2 with a 10 and waking up at 10 with a 2.

it is the mistakes we don't regret.

tonight ladies... we finna get BODIED and BANGED so shave up and act up

by kfgsnmcb April 23, 2016

surprise body

When an individual has a body the antithesis of what you were expecting.

Gilbret may seem really geeky, but he has an amazing surprise body! Washboard abs and everything

by August Harley-Williams December 24, 2011

Mushing Bodies

1. Spending a lazy day off of work cuddling with your loved one on the sofa.

2. Spooning

3. Sharing Body Heat

4. Bumpin' Uglies

5. Smashing

Synonyms: Smushing

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. The cold winter came. We were mushing bodies to keep warm.

by Ecue December 31, 2011