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The Blind Neo

A sex act where the female lies down, and has the male straddle her forehead, who then stretches his scrotum to completely cover both of her eyes, mimicking Neo having his eyes fused shut in the vastly inferior movie The Matrix Revolutions. Finally, the male ejaculates into the females mouth, while screaming "YOU ARE THE ONE!"
Dude, I totally gave my wife The Blind Neo last night. It was awesome...We're getting a divorce...*uncontrollable sobbing*
by Ahauzotz January 4, 2015
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Blind Hamster

by Mittiz November 26, 2009
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blind as a trump

Doing something stupid and self-destructive after being advised by many people not to. Refers to Donald Trump looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.
Scientists: "make sure to not look directly at the sun, you should use proper eye protection."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."
by dranalog August 22, 2017
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Blind Rhino

A variation on the Roman Helmet with the exception of the penis being erect.
I was so drunk, I gave your mom a blind rhino...Don't tell your dad.
by mudmask August 2, 2008
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blind corner

A really sketchy corner where you can't see what's around it, and where it's likely you'll crash into somebody you really don't want to crash into.

Not knowing what's in the future; taking an absolute chance.
Sara: I had a really close call at the blind corner yesterday; I stopped to tie my shoe and I saw this creepy homeless guy staggering past. I would have crashed right into him if I hadn't stopped!

Lucy: The lottery is such a blind corner, you never know what'll happen!
by ikarios May 30, 2009
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Bling Blind

The temporary loss of eye sight that occurs when staring directly at a person who is wearing significantly shiny and/or colorful accessories.
Dang Gina, you makin' me BLING BLIND with all that razzle-dazzle jewelry you be wearin'. Work it, Girlfriend!
by Sanders like the Colonel June 5, 2009
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Menu blind

When you can't choose your meal from a menu because there is too much to choose from
I've gone menu blind, I've read the menu five time and I still can't decide what I want to eat
by Foody5000 January 19, 2019
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