J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
Get the J-beaningmug. by St. Patty December 6, 2013
Get the bean bonermug. 
Oral stimulation of the clitoris.
The girls discovered bean worship during their sleepover.
Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.
Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017
Get the Bean Worshipmug. Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).
by mmmmmbags January 9, 2015
Get the Bean Assmug. The supreme ruler of everything.
by hapey egg March 16, 2017
Get the Papi Beansmug. Pinto beans simmered in a crock pot with bacon, fajita skirt, deer sausage, jalapenos, tomatos, cilantro, onions, minced garlic, chicken broth, & bacon. Pretty much the best way to make beans on the planet. There is also bacon in the recipe so that means they kinda rock!
Joel brought RENEGADE BEANS to work today! Sweet...... I don't have to buy lunch.
Marc & Roy make some OK beans but thay are crap compared to RENEGADE BEANS.
Dammit Carlos.......save some RENEGADE BEANS for us you fuckin poon! Bieber is starving!
Marc & Roy make some OK beans but thay are crap compared to RENEGADE BEANS.
Dammit Carlos.......save some RENEGADE BEANS for us you fuckin poon! Bieber is starving!
by juanslawns August 30, 2012
Get the RENEGADE BEANSmug.