Bone Bastard

A white and spiney creature of humanoid appearance, shows up at random times in the middle on roads and tree lines at nights , can be touted by his spiny boney back and stretched body, akin to the likes of big foot only showing himself at weird times that can't be physically caught on tape without looking fake, only seen in West Virginia as of now.

John Did you see bone bastard last night, Yeah Jim he was fucking scary looking

by Xcfirecraft June 20, 2019

Barbell Bastard

Large nipple piercings on a man. A type of super kink.

Gov. Andrew Cuomo is a barbell bastard. He has to have them.

by HarvestGoodness April 4, 2020

Bastard Pet

A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.

“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”

by EPPLE December 31, 2020

Pig Bastard

When a person consumes as much food and beverage as possible when ever possible. Most common at office parties, family reunions or dinner at a friends. Often after wards the person is seen holding their stomach complaining or seen making several trips to the bathroom.

Tim: "did you see Keith, Christ he's heading for his seventh helping"
Doug: "what do you expect, it's free."
Tim: "what a Pig Bastard"

by Joey BeffBuicker August 5, 2010

the hooded bastard

this is the guy that can give advice and understanding and is more interested in the well being of people in public houses. The Hooded Bastard understands and co-orperates with everybody's needs and associates well.

Phil asked the hooded bastard a qquestion, so he replied with go and send them a package of seeman and post it

by viddie July 16, 2008

Rat Bastard

Omg he is so bad and stinky. He is live in side of the sewers and is so smelly omg. This smells really bad and I think he likes obama and he likes joe joe bidan and he like s donild trompand because he is a rat stinky. he eats trash yeah but his faverite food is ToES AND FEET! rat badterd love feet yummy.

The Rat Bastard is being cringe again!! Get the bug spray......

by CindyDriver October 20, 2020

Bastard Gonk

Totally stupid and annoying person.

Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known

by Crammed Police November 28, 2017