Austin Syndrome

Constantly showing an "I don't give a fuck!" attitude towards life.

Me: "Hey, your house is on fire."
Austin: "I don't give a fuck!"
Me: "I would let your doctor know you're experiencing Austin Syndrome really bad again..."

by Anna Incorporated September 4, 2013

austin spencer

has an amazing camo bag and camo pants also has great hiking boots and can’t forget about the sideburns

have you seen austin spencer today
yh man he’s wearing his camo

by MLGT April 4, 2022

austin faust

A prominent audio-visual technician from the early twenty-first Century whose name has become synonymous with dance craze known as "dabbing"
But only in cases where 10 or more people are killed as a result.

"He gave a wink and a quick austin faust, and 30 children lay dead"

by Skivmo December 13, 2016

Charlie Austin

A bomb ass footballer who sacrificed starting a game to slay Manchester United on his debut for Southampton and lives on as Saint Charlie. Also a legend for QPR, and is friends with English legend Joey Barton. Probably the biggest inspiration to younger footballers who want to make it big.

"Did you see Charlie Austin? He's amazing!"

by Jamie Vardy's having a party May 7, 2016

austin simmons

Austin Simmons's are normally very attractive; with above average penis. They are your ladies men. They stay loyal during relationships and doesn't flirt/talk to any other females. Almost all of them have nice beards.

I wish I had an Austin Simmons as a boyfriend!

by heavydutymacbook March 6, 2017

Austin and Ben

Austin and Ben make great friends, if you meet a friendship with an Austin and a Ben - I can betcha that that friendship will never end.

Person 1 "wow austin and ben are friends"
Person 2"I bet that friendship will never end"

by BenExplainsWords July 8, 2022

Austin Johnson

A nice but shy guy but if you get to no him he will be kind and really nice to people no matter their background also a poet say's his friends girls will fall for him when he opens up and starts trusting he will be there if he you need help he usually doesn't accept for compliments because he thinks he is bad at every thing truly if you can get a Austin Johnson stick tight remember that he loves you and will do anything for you

"Hey who's that new kid" "he is Austin johnson if you can date him do it he never cheats".

by anonymous October 16, 2020