When a female incidentally draws blood from a man’s penis during oral sex via teeth making direct contact with skin from the shaft.
by Plzmakethisathing March 9, 2023
Get the Bloody Austinmug. A common species of female that has been known to exist in the Winston-Salem and DC regions. This species is often awkward and attempts to do crazy shit. The species is also very clumsy often walking into things when they are going places. They also think that they are the coolest; some might call them trend followers. They are also known to get fired up at times, often seen running unexpectedly to wherever they go. They dislike cats as they are always looking for cats to murder. Often naive and unknowing it is common to also spot them in the woods as they have been known to LOVE snipe hunts. But in the end this species is harmless as it merely floats through its life looking for direction.
"Hey Austin Conger do you think you could catch a snipe for me?"
Responce "Sure, but im not very good at it as I have never caught one before"
"Hey Austin Conger look out for that lamp post!"
Responce "To late... thats gonna leave a bruse."
"No don't kill the kitty!"
Responce "To late its already in pieces"
Responce "Sure, but im not very good at it as I have never caught one before"
"Hey Austin Conger look out for that lamp post!"
Responce "To late... thats gonna leave a bruse."
"No don't kill the kitty!"
Responce "To late its already in pieces"
by A Co-Worker October 30, 2012
Get the Austin Congermug. When you drop a metaphorical heater, be it a slow moving creamer or an explosive ass spray, on an arrogant person’s face…and that person is a government official of any capacity.
The IRS tried to say I made false deductions, but when I produced the receipts, they were blasted with a generous Hot Austin.
by Almighty Reno June 8, 2021
Get the Hot Austinmug. A kid with a clapped out shitbox
by Miata kid November 29, 2021
Get the austin gordonmug. A nice but shy guy but if you get to no him he will be kind and really nice to people no matter their background also a poet say's his friends girls will fall for him when he opens up and starts trusting he will be there if he you need help he usually doesn't accept for compliments because he thinks he is bad at every thing truly if you can get a Austin Johnson stick tight remember that he loves you and will do anything for you
by anonymous October 16, 2020
Get the Austin Johnsonmug. Austin Simmons's are normally very attractive; with above average penis. They are your ladies men. They stay loyal during relationships and doesn't flirt/talk to any other females. Almost all of them have nice beards.
by heavydutymacbook March 6, 2017
Get the austin simmonsmug. Austin and Ben make great friends, if you meet a friendship with an Austin and a Ben - I can betcha that that friendship will never end.
by BenExplainsWords July 8, 2022
Get the Austin and Benmug.