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Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.
Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023
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show where i asked

I have million dollars
That's cool and all, but show where I asked
by Unknown User 404 April 14, 2020
mugGet the show where i askedmug.

National ask your crush out

Boy : Wana go out with me

Her: why me:becouse is national ask your crush out
Her :no
by Jedudod September 14, 2021
mugGet the National ask your crush outmug.

no one asked

Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down
Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂

Person 1: Nobody cares about you

Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025
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A soldier
asked Eminem for his autograph.
Eminem replied,

Sure, if I can have yours.
Hey dido, did you know a soldier asked Eminem for his autograph?

Oh? Thats news to me bub!
by Realdido November 23, 2023
mugGet the A soldier asked Eminem for his autographmug.

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