Ask

Ask is a rather rare name, Asks also often has a rather empressive show of strentghs, but often falls low on their many weaknesses. They tent to hide or forget things behind jokes or fake facades, some people may struggle to differ between them when they´re serious and when they're joking. If you know a Ask better keep a close eye on him, you´ll never know what he'll do.

Hey there Ask how's your day?

by AskinDK June 19, 2020

National ask for anything day

April 23

National ask for anything day

by The goat mate April 22, 2020

ask for derections

What Mr. Happy may need to do when attempting intercourse with a really "ample" female.

It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.

by QuacksO November 6, 2024

National ask your crush out day

Official ask a crush out day is on the date October 19th. Whoever your crush is, you have to ask them out. And remember, “if she says no then she must go, but if she says yes, buy her a louis dress”

Yeah, i asked katelyn out on National Ask Your Crush Out Day, October 19th.

by Masterougwai October 2, 2021

I didn't ask

A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."

This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.

Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.

Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I didn't either

Jim: ...

Bob: ...

Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!

Bob & Jim: I didn't ask

Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired

by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024

ask a

a man with a stupid way of thinking an is a homie sexual

o look there is ask a he is a gay fuck

by elpablos August 25, 2022

fair ask

A reasonable request, often one which is unreasonable to refuse.

After they broke up, she asked him to delete the risqué photos she'd sent him, which I think is a fair ask.

by anon banana March 12, 2019