Alternate

Some black hole colored man that is 10'4 and likes to do ASMR is your ear.

We need to stay inside to not alert the Alternates.

by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022

Alternatesexual

Something Nemesis is please help her my god I fucking hate her

Nemesis: Hey Basil I'm alternatesexual
Basil: Please leave me the fuck alone

by Basil0109 June 14, 2022

Alternative energy utopia

The highest evolutionary form of the regressive. greern new deal

The green new deal. If not reversed, will inevitably lead to an alternative energy utopia

by Sexydimma July 15, 2022

Alternative Relationship

Any relationship between individuals that does not conform to traditional hetero normal social standards of a monogamous marriage between a man and a woman. Alternative Relationships include but are not limited to people in same-sex marriages, the polyamorous, swingers, a-sexual partnerships, well as relationships based on power exchange, fetishes, or historic relationship archetypes such as 1950s Households.

Doug's parents were shocked when they learned that he was bisexual and polyamorous. Doug explained that there were many types of Alternative Relationship types today besides traditional marriage.

by Zev- August 3, 2022

Alternate History

A way for people to cope with the fact that their country is a shithole

"I love reading alternate history."

by eleanormarx November 26, 2022

alter-cation

A noisy dispute during a wedding ceremony.

"Wayne's World 2" contains a copycat scene of the alter-cation from "The Graduate".

by QuacksO January 6, 2023

almerst

almerst. : defined as that one time or that one guy thas different. If everytime it happens this way. The almerst is the almost always yet not always, this specific. Time. Maybe this one other time too. It's also this moment in science where a thousand times it happens this way with these specific conditions. And then this thousandth and 6 times it changed. Didn't happen this way. Why?... and than the almerst is also the person In. A situation where everyone expects and action or behavior based on "look" or stereotypes or judgment etc and then well nope. This one particular person doesn't ever do it or act that way. Or well for example was called a junkie or homeless guy and well wasn't. Then well he is going to sue you for slander. It's an almerst . .. shhh.. shut up or you owe the almerst money... and then again please keep blabbing free easy way to give me money illegal or otherwise...

Well the almerst didn't do junk, like everyone thought. He just slept outside alone with long hair cause he couldn't stand home and wasn't 30 yet and didn't get the joke and had to wait for grandfather's millions cause he was too angry and so took a long walk, and then a bird said hello...

by Magic specialty January 11, 2023