Allen

He may not be the most beautiful or amazing person, but there is one thing that makes him the best.
Allen, he doesn't get shot. If you want more information, read the most popular Allen page.

"Did allen get shot?" -Jon Arbuckle
"No." -Jon Cena
"How do you know?" -Jon Arbuckle
"It is scientifically impossible for Allen to be shot. It just can't happen" -Jon Cena
"WHY THOUGH!" -Jon Arbuckle
"Because that's what Allen is. An unshootable being." -Jon Cena
"fair enough." -Jon Arbuckle

by this creature August 15, 2023

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Paul Allen

While it was originally used as a name for a character in the movie "American Psycho", the word also got a different interpretation; A person that is better than someone in every way possible. It doesn't matter what it is that is being ranked a 'Paul Allen' will always be better no matter what the circumstance is.

Paul Allen beat me at basketball
He is my Paul Allen (He is better than me in every possible way)

by ThatCrowGuy September 12, 2023

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