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banana splitters

The bright yellow, protective cover guards that come on both the Charger and the Challenger. Mopar heads refuse to remove these after receiving their car although they’re supposed to. Their bright yellow, offensive appearance has led people to call them “bananas” or “banana splitters.”
Do you see that mopar idiot? He still has his fuckin’ banana splitters on.
by Angel Nichole July 18, 2021
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Double Banana

When two men place their penises upon the parasagital lines of the top of an other's head.
Those guys are giving Andrew a double banana.
by Dr.Shaker April 18, 2019
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eating bananas

2 dudes deep throating each other at the same time in the 69 position.
Guy #1: What are you doing this weekend?
Chuck: Staying most of weekend in CLE with Rich
Guy #1: Are you guys gonna get a hotel? And make a video together?
Chuck: Yup. Eating Bananas
by T-rash February 10, 2018
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Banana Falafel

When a man places a banana inside the bellybutton of a woman, and then drapes a falafel over it in a blanket like way. He then places the other end of the banana inside his own bellybutton and proceeds to gyrate. This is extremely sexual, and causes both parties to achieve awesome sexual pleasures almost instantly.
Girl: I think we should try a Banana Falafel next
Boy: Alright, I'll get the banana, you get the Falafel.
by McPLaura April 21, 2011
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broke as bananas

1. To be entirely out of funds; even to the point that some might argue that it's insane how out of funds you are.
2. To not only be out of funds, but to know that your next incoming paycheck will be entirely dedicated to bills.
Person 1: Wanna catch a movie?
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm broke as a joke.
Person 1: It's cool, I'll cover you and you can pay me back next time.
Person 2: Appreciate it, but I can't. I'm two months behind on rent as well. I'm broke as bananas.
by SuperEboy December 24, 2012
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banana turd

When u dip your dick skin in chocolate butter and stick it up your wifes queef hole and she yells holy shit fuck me again Jonny you got me
That bitch is getting the banana turd u got me
by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017
mugGet the banana turdmug.

banana kink

when someone shoves a banana up your ass, vagina, or both. :-)
someone shoves a banana up your booty "UGH YES DADDY HARDER"

basically what banana kink is use protection kids
by i dont have a life July 18, 2016
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