oak grove alabama

a town full of dirty ass rednecks , wanna be gang bangers , whores , white trash, and hella stoners, all from deep down in the south. You either hate it there or never wanna leave. Watch out for chickens and goats because they like to cross in front of your cars, you’ll probably see a lot of road kill which isn’t a problem for oak grovens because they will probably cook it up for supper. don’t say i didnt warn you. Oak grove people are T-R-A-S-H and all full of drama, everyone is racist and homophobic. you’ll probably never meet a gay person down there. oh and one more thing watch of for haul mf road , you might die if u go to a party down there ;)

-you hear abt them oak grove alabama people

- no why
- good , don’t go down there or you’ll get ur ass shot

by not a oak groven March 16, 2021

alabama hot pocket

The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.

Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.

by Vlorg August 19, 2006

Alabama Pot Pie

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, but instead of it being a solid turd, it is diarreah.

Holy shit dude, she let you give her a Alabama Pot Pie ???

by LIQADIQ February 17, 2010

Alabama Blowpop

Pop rocks in your partners mouth while reciveing a wet sloppy bj

Deandre: ayy bruh that nig down at the club had this girl give him an alabama blowpop!

Kevin: nigga you wack bruh

Deandre: bruh ill throw fidy g's on dat bitch

by West, Jason September 5, 2009

Alabama Breath Stopper

The act of a female sitting on a mans face while other is sleeping. (The female must be fully nude) Shoves the persons nose in her vagina. Slaps him in the face and vagina farts as he wakes up. Grabbing his testicles so he cant move she poops all over his face.

Similar to the alabama mudslide the Alabama Breath Stopper

by Mabe567 July 3, 2009

alabama party-boat

when you are having sex on a boat and you have a girl bent over the ledge and ur doing her in the vagina and after you blow your load in her, you push her over the edge.

Last i gave Mrs. alabama party-boat on bord the U.S. Kansas.

by The tit fucker May 24, 2009

Alabama Attitude Adjustment

The victim is stripped down bare-ass naked, tied to a tree, nuts are secured with duck tape and pine cones are shove up in the ass.

"That boy needs an Alabama Attitude Adjustment!"

by Spencer Thayer November 8, 2007