Cristian AD

Cristian is like the best in he world has a very very big c*ock not like Adams small d*ck he flashed out on our faces he is really funny always makes people smile gets friend zone sometimes because he is a little to late to ask out girls , wishes he was remembered to this day non cocky like Adams small cock and likes these girls very much ****************************add him on snap to hhm to get to know him better than ever. And he is not sexy he is cute sadly lol

Hey Ada* what do u think about Cristian. Bro I’m in elitches right now bro she said she wanted to smash bro she said she want to suck it first lol hey have u heard about Cristian AD he is a great guy

by Cristian AD August 5, 2019

"alternatives"-ad fury

The near-maniacal rage you feel when an online vendor/advertiser off-handedly remarks that a desired product/content is no longer offered/available, and then adds insult to injury by cheerfully cajoling, "But no worries --- check out some of our other awesome products/services, like these!", causing you to just wanna smash yer fist right through the screen in resentful frustration, since whatever "substitute" profferings they are showing you have virtually no resemblance whatever to what you were looking for and would certainly not be anywhere near as satisfying; it's almost like they're presuming to imply that THEY know more about what YOU want than YOU do YOURSELF!

Counsellor, sympathetically consoling a late-teens client who is practically climbing the walls in tearful frustration from having been cheekily offered "Super Mario" by an online-gaming website when he'd wanted to play a round of "Spy Hunter Classic" after a long day at high school, just as he'd been doing every evening for the past two years: Ah-haa --- sounds to me like a classic case of "alternatives"-ad fury --- I so totally "get ya", Young Man, and I don't blame ya one bit for feeling this way... a lot of companies sure don't consider what their customers truly want whenever they"update" their offerings, do they? Reminds me of a couple of local radio stations back when I was around your age --- all of a sudden they stopped playing their traditional soothing '60's 'n' '70's easy-listening music in favor of pop-bop and country-crap --- a LOT of adult-listeners were REALLY bummed out about that! Why, I myself STILL sorely miss that wonderful music almost thirty years later!

by QuacksO July 13, 2018

Ade

Ade is a massive cutie!

Oh my! Ade really is a cutie.

by MilkyWilkyUwU December 27, 2021

Ad Nobilis Fallacy

The Ad Nobilis Fallacy is when a retard tries to say something but he/she is dismissed because they're retarded.

John: "Your idea is not good."

Jacob: Stop, you just committed a Ad Nobilis Fallacy"

John: "What is that.."

Jacob: "Look it up, and when you come back I'll be waiting."

by aros828282 May 29, 2023

a adding

when you add an a to the end of literally every word because you want to sound cool infront of your friends. literally.

person one: "ohma goda, itsa amya! i haventa seena youa fora soa longa, oka wea needa to hava sleepova"
amy: "fuck off and stop a adding"

by lovergirl266 January 2, 2022

Monopoly Go ads

A at-the-start-fun-but-overtime-becomes-boring mobile game that has spread worldwide in the form of an annoying ad that games or websites LOVE to have. It features a old ass man in a tuxedo whose hat is even taller than him and sometimes a black dog that has eyebrows bushier than all the hair in my body.

Person 1: HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE MONOPOLY GO ADS

Person 2: GOD DONT TELL ME PLEASE

by #ESthechamp May 3, 2024

ai ads

The peak of human retardation, a pandemic spread by disgusting companies around the world.

guy: ahh, i love watching youtube
advertisement: DiD yOU kNoW AppLe IntEllIgeNce Ai MetAveRse GooGle GemiNi We IncLuDE Ai in BInG CoPIlOt!!???
guy: bombs advertiser that made the ai ads

by coke2009 October 17, 2024