Ron Desantising

The act of praying to Satan, saluting to Hitler, sacrificing innocent children to a life of underpaid labor, and sucking corporates chocolate pudding covered dick while bobbling your head around.

“Met this goth chick at a bar. Thought I’d give her a shot until I caught her Ron Desantising.”

by TXH1995 May 23, 2024

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Simply put: the act of inviting very dear friends to a bourbon tasting; collecting the bottles ahead of time; then selling your house, uprooting your family, and leaving the state to avoid sharing the cherished bottles of tasty bourbon for the previously mentioned event

What a boner jam. We were supposed to head to Mike’s this weekend, but he pulled a ron-masz. Last time I fall for that one.

by Author 17 April 10, 2021

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Ron

Ron is the most handsome person you'll ever see but he's inner self is what makes him handsome. He is always cheerful make a lot of joke even on the slightest thing. you'll never be able to find someone like ron

Ron is so cool I wonder if he's approachable

by fronersasasa June 7, 2021

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Forget all other meanings of the name Ron or Ronald, if you know Ron like everyone knows a Ron then, Ron is a just a shrimped dick roid raging pedophilic asshole who’s not only gayer then Elton John in a shagging fag wagon but is also known for his shit talking lying ass mouth so big the space between earth and uranus couldn’t compete against it, not to mention Ron is also the type of guy who’s says he’s a Christian yet stand in every exact opposite way of what a true christian is suppose to be, the closest entity Ron is associated with is the anti-Christ other then Elton John’s and Ron jermeys run down looking genitals, Ron is someone who would usually rumor gossip about a friend in the kindest way and say he was only pointing our “truth” when in all actuality he was looking at a mirror talking to himself while shaving his herps ass he calls a face, Ron is that type of fuckface you wouldn’t just want to punch every time you see it but is that type of face you’d want to smash into ground beef just because it’s simple the annoying fuckery named Ron.

“Oh hey here’s come Ron”. “Oh no! ron that annoying chode chopper… what the fuck not again!

by BlastBack September 28, 2021

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