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pork legs

When someone wears jeans/trousers etc that are far too tight, their legs look like sausages being squashed into their skins!!
"I need the next size up, these jeans give me pork legs"

"haha, look at her pork legs"
by x-Emz-x January 24, 2008
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leg-hug

(1) Where you use yer legs to wrap around someone's waist in an affectionate cuddle; this is often done from behind, where you both are sitting on the floor. Extra points if you're barefoot at the time, since this not only eliminates the danger of your accidentally bruising your friend with hard shoe-soles, but it also allows him to tenderly fondle your toes in response to your loving gesture.
(2) Where you drape someone's legs over your shoulders and then wrap yer raised arms savoringly around his calves/thighs. This mutually-pleasurable action is often administered as a thank-you gesture to the person for his cuddling with you, letting you massage his feet/legs, etc.
I love how Tiffany allows me total access to her juicy real estate, and so I always give her a nice snuggly leg-hug afterwards.
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
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Hangover legs

when your legs feel like they're gonna drop off from obsessive amount of alchol from the night before.

Oh and not drinking a glass of water before bed
I've got proper bad hangover legs today
by Risky farts May 3, 2016
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SNSD legs

Also known as "Perfect Legs".

Legs that you wish you have.
"It's really hard to have SNSD legs, they are really to die for."
by lovely_hug.deadly_kiss August 24, 2016
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Cornetto Legs

"Cornetto legs" describe an unfortunate female leg shape. They are very fat/wide at the hip/thigh and taper alarmingly to tiny ankles and feet. They are not 'cankles', but are without a dainty knee as such. If the lady in question is wearing fishnet stockings, then the image is complete.

FYI: Cornettos are a cheap yet delicious ice-cream sold in the UK. They are basically conical in shape, tapering to a point, which is filled with chocolate.
Cheryl Cole has it all. A gay boyfriend, a $3 million contract for some lame US TV show and hideous Cornetto legs.
by dawnsyndrome December 2, 2010
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leg-irons

Leg irons are chains locked to the ankles to prevent running while permitting walking. The hyphen in leg-irons is optional. Other names for leg irons are leg cuffs, shackles, ankle irons. "Leg cuff" is a new invention with its basis in "handcuff", though a more accurate analogy would call leg irons "footcuffs". "Shackle" is also a general term that applies to many U-shaped pieces of metal that have a pin or bolt across the opening.
Since the prisoner had run from policemen before, they restrained him in leg-irons as well as cuffing his hands behind his back.

Defendants may not appear in court in leg-irons where juries can see them unless the presiding judge finds it necessary.

In preparing a detainee for the humane restraint chair, the person will be in handcuffs and leg-irons when appropriate.
by Ted Shepherd February 9, 2012
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jeg leg

That’s some jeg legged ass shit
by That Eberling girl July 27, 2020
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