Code word some people use to refer to talking or spending time with their toxic relatives on Thanksgiving and having uncomfortable and inappropriate conversations that leave a bad taste in the mouth.
Person 1: "Did you go back home for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"
Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"
Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by AELIANA December 1, 2019
Get the Toxic Turkeymug. That one person who lost No Nut November to a Thanksgiving Turkey that their family was supposed to eat.
by D4nk4oi89 December 8, 2021
Get the Turkey Fuckermug. A sex act performed while receiving fellatio by lifting the balls so that the underside may be licked then dropping them on her face and holding it there. The ensueing gurgling screams of anger and sight of your balls draped over her face like a turkey's wattle combine to give it it's name.
by Togwog March 31, 2019
Get the Raging Turkeymug. by John Sandusci November 12, 2019
Get the Turkey Bowlmug. A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.
by sbcharree February 25, 2009
Get the Turkey Expressmug. by Bhaddie..tbh May 26, 2020
Get the Dirty Turkeymug. to choke, to lose, to get one's ass kicked, to fail, to recieve a beatdown, to leave points on the bench.
"That loser really got his ass kicked in the big game."
"Yeah man, thats what you call Pulling a Turkeys."
"Fo sho."
"Yeah man, thats what you call Pulling a Turkeys."
"Fo sho."
by TeaOwe January 13, 2009
Get the Pulling a Turkeysmug.