Shrek

The Lord

Shrek is my lord

by Deep fried May 29, 2018

Shrek

Shrek is our true god and the king of sucking dick. Bow down to him if you value your life.

Bruh 1: damn I hate shrek

Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-

Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!

Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)

Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE

Bruh 1: shrek is drek

Shrek: (snaps)

Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)

by Shrek Pope June 24, 2019

Shrek

Are lord and savior, can also be used in place as shit.

Jim: Hey look at that fat cat!
Jack: Oh shrek that's a fat cat!
Jim: *dies*
Jack: *eats his body*

by HerpDerpPig June 25, 2019

Shrek hour

Shrek is used as a time calculator based on the duration of the first Shrek movie: 1h 35min.

John Cena: When are you coming to the Party?
The Rock:I'm coming in about a Shrek hour. Have to buy the electronical bogaloo for my grandma in hospital she found the ketamine again.
John Cena:Oh ok can you buy one for me too? My dad died of milk overdose and I have to buy my mom a present to console her.

by getNutellad July 4, 2019

Shrek

A big fat smexy ogre thats green and falls in love with donkey they get married and have sticky little kids that have mohawks and pink hair

"OH SHREK AND DONKEY HAD KIDS"

by izlourob November 6, 2019

Shrek

Beautiful ogre...Shrek...

I FUCKING LOVE SHREK

by Lady Chicken Nugget November 15, 2019

Shrek

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was lookin kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead well the years start comin and they dont stop comin fed to the rules and i hit the ground running didnt make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumber so much to do so much to see so whats wrong with taking the back streets youll never know if you dont know hey now your an all star get your game on go play hey now your a rock star get your show on get paid and all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold

-Shrek

Hi Shrek hows it goi-

WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MY SWAMP!?

by GETOUTOFMYSWAMPXD November 16, 2019