The buoyant, flakey, well digested mass of excrement that usually follows 16-24 hours after the consumption of Arby’s.
Mark: Oh Jim….you ever had one float?
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeah…you know…..after Arby’s?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. That’s just a muddy, floaty pile. I’m guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: It’s a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arby’s = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, “b ᶬ”.
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeah…you know…..after Arby’s?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. That’s just a muddy, floaty pile. I’m guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: It’s a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arby’s = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, “b ᶬ”.
by Penis Alota January 27, 2024
Get the muddy, floaty pilemug. A game played by officer workers on a Friday.
A single toilet is selected and everyone in the office takes a shit in it through out the day.
By the end of the day all the turds are piled up leaving the cleaner a lovely treat to sort before they go home for the weekend.
A single toilet is selected and everyone in the office takes a shit in it through out the day.
By the end of the day all the turds are piled up leaving the cleaner a lovely treat to sort before they go home for the weekend.
Person 1: “Have you seen the size of the Friday Pile up in stall one?!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I laid the last log and it was poking up above the bowl”
person 1 “The cleaner will really appreciate her weekend after cleaning this one”
Person 2: “Yeah, I laid the last log and it was poking up above the bowl”
person 1 “The cleaner will really appreciate her weekend after cleaning this one”
by Eddybee April 30, 2025
Get the Friday Pile Upmug. by Xoxodevilish July 1, 2021
Get the Return pilemug. by Big1275 January 3, 2024
Get the Monkey Pilemug. When an arbitrary number of males bust a nut into a measuring cup after which the concoction is poured into a female laying naked in the pile driver position (woman on her neck with legs in the air) for the purpose of insemination. The woman then must lay in this position for 6 hours to let it kick in.
You know Stew and I want to have a kid but don't want to know who the father is. We are thinking about giving Mary the ol' Georgia Pile Driver.
by Washygigg Sauce January 16, 2025
Get the Georgia Pile Drivermug. Fourth-degree (or grade 4) piles permanently hang down from the anus and you cannot push them back inside, when they play up you must gallop, or run for the lotion
Sitting on your rubber ring you suddenly get a severe burning sensation and must run or gallop to the medicine cabinet to obtain treatment, hence Galloping Piles.
by Peter Shaffer July 15, 2007
Get the galloping pilesmug.