Ramen Noodles

The go to food for college students.

Aw crap! I’m poor and got no food in the fridge. I’ve been starving for 3 days and only got $2! What can I get? RAMEN NOODLES!

by You want a cookie? June 10, 2018

Swamp noodle

1) the post-coitus shape of the male genitalia.

2) when your dick soggy after a good fuck

Yo, she got me so good I had swamp noodle for like 3 days after.

by Sydzillah September 07, 2015

Noodle Nubbers

Unusually long and round nipples

It was so cold you could totally see her Noodle Nubbers

by DickDrangus December 25, 2013

skinny noodle

Someone who is usually skinny but can also be defined as someone who is tall and skinny.

Dude you’re a skinny noodle, the winds gonna blow you away.

by Mehlol September 05, 2021

Noodle Hawk

noun-A person who goes to great lengths to see a penis, mostly indigenous to Afghanistan.

I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!

by MoneyMikeHatten July 07, 2010

Carbonated noodles

Noodles that are carbonated with dry ice.

"Dude, let's make some carbonated noodles."
"Good idea."

by Octember13 October 11, 2009

Slick noodle

A ferret

Look at those slick noodles being slick

The slick noodle was in a hammock

by Simple rick December 20, 2020