by ahouston October 24, 2017
Get the Blood Diamondmug. A diamond bayonet is a guy who is overly sensitive, cries to everyone about how awful his life is. Even though most of the times he does this merely to get attention and to hear people tell him hes a good guy.
Dude1: man did you talk to diamond bayonet today? He seemed really depressed.
Dude2: nahhh hes probably fine, hes always like this
Dude2: nahhh hes probably fine, hes always like this
by Furryselca2222 May 12, 2020
Get the Diamond Bayonetmug. Mike was screwing Melissa last night and he hasn't been seen since, he got sucked into her death diamond.
by bathroom bitches December 29, 2014
Get the death diamondmug. A Desert Diamond is an extremely attractive girl from rural parts of the desert. i.e. New Mexico, Nevada, Arizona, and Southern California.
by CourtneyJoeNM<3 March 17, 2021
Get the Desert Diamondmug. A shit when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out, and hits the water in such a perfect way that it splashes back up and gets only your anus wet.
I've tried Sennacot and Ducolax but the only stool I've been able to pass is a single chocolate diamond.
by Fappy Ham Slappy March 6, 2016
Get the Chocolate Diamondmug. The kind of poop when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out
I can't believe I was in the bathroom for 40 minutes and all I have to show for it is a chocolate diamond!
by CrasierFrane March 6, 2016
Get the chocolate diamondmug. If you are in a poker room and you say this to JJ then his response will be "what do you have, a diamond dildo?"
by ikedaddy April 23, 2006
Get the diamond dildomug.