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Brandon

A 15 year old boy that trys to be funny, but really isn’t. An idiot.
Brandon needs to shut up.
by cloutlord69 August 16, 2018
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Brandon

A tall dumbfuck with short blonde hair and greenish grey eyes. Brandon's tend to suck at basketball and are typically hornier than a dog before it is neutered.
This jabroni is such a Brandon.
by imsobrandonewiththis January 30, 2018
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Brandon

Is a snazzy friend but he is definitely not as cool as trinity.
"Wow brandon you are cool"
"Thanks but trinity is better"
by Trinityy138 June 15, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is a person who fails in school and just plays super smash bros ultimate all day

He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips
Me: look at Brandon he's eating his daily drive
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better
by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019
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Brandon

Oh Look Brandon ate another pizza pie in 3 seconds
by Hubert Cockroach April 3, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon, they can be a real trouble maker but can somehow sometimes get out of it they can have big mood swings at times as well. They think they’re better than everyone else and have a short temper although never is anyone actually threatened by him.
Is that a Brandon?
And here comes Brandon.
by Nbd February 6, 2020
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Brandon

3 words, RICH WHITE BOY

he is probably in a Jewish sex cult

But tries to hide it.

But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person
Omg, Brandon is soo funny
by sexy mommy June 4, 2019
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