brandon

short, skinny, best cousin, and has a cousin named Dylan who might have wrote this

Brandon is the best who may not have a cousin named Dylan who wrote this

by @dylanhawj November 02, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is an okay person.... he’s a-bit of a wankerand a massive pervert he is in love with Brooke Busbyand Carmen Kassia

brandon: I love you Carmen

Carmen: no...

by rexoc1237281! April 20, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing turd burglarizers in the world. He is the biggest dumbass ever known to mankind.

Brandon loves stealing turds

by Yodaddy6602 December 07, 2019

Brandon

He's just straight up fat

Oh Look Brandon ate another pizza pie in 3 seconds

by Hubert Cockroach April 04, 2019

Brandon

Tall sexy and athletic. Your typical “Troy Bolton” high school crush. Great kisser. Big lips and good jawline, brown hair, and blue eyes. Has tan skin and glowing skin. Very strong and pretty skinny. Such a ladies man. Not an F boy and he is very loyal. You will wish you were dating him

Brandon is so hot

by hollaatme April 18, 2020

brandon

a very irritating kid who has no life and constantly annoys his friends, often disliked by manny people.

"stop being such a brandon"

by peepee1392 June 12, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a total creepy douchebag, he's always going to be a dickhead and deserves a "fuck you" every now and then.

That guy is such a fucking Brandon, I'd fuck him up if he still lived here.

by LordGanggyisdaddy February 06, 2019