Creamy Crunches

Face-sitting during sit-ups. Woman rides man's face, while man punishes abs.

My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.

by sci-isms May 26, 2025

Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area

“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”

by Pb an j April 1, 2024

Gordita Crunch

A short, fat latina girl who eats hot cheetos in the morning and puts on way too much makeup

Karen is a Gordita Crunch

by Jasian1028 April 15, 2024

Crunch Wrapped

Getting Incoherently Black Out Drunk With Your HomeBoys/Girls.

Damn bro I’m fuckin’ crunch wrapped right now. Im about to throw the fuck up.
Or
Are y’all niggas ready to get crunch wrapped in this bitch?

by TwampCityAJ April 25, 2024

crunch

When your boss puts unreasonable deadlines and you have to work 80 hours a week for like 20 weeks in a row.

I used to enjoy going on walks after work but my boss told me we have to crunch for a few days but it has been seven months and I just want to see the sun again.

by davidovix September 21, 2025

mint berry crunch

1. A very fun and joyful but clueless person.

2. The South Park character Mint Berry Crunch

1. Person 1: “Tom is like mint berry crunch.”

Person 2: “how so?”

Person 1: “he’s so cheerful all the time but also clueless.”

2. Person 1: “Mint Berry Crunch is my favourite superhero!”

Person 2: “who’s that?”

Person 1: “the one from South Park.”

by Fluffy shark :)) February 14, 2024

'Poverty Crunch'

Used to describe the combination of milk and ice in a bowl to simulate cereal, usually when there is no other option available.

Man, I ran out of Apple Jacks! Guess I'll make some 'Poverty Crunch'.

You ever put ice and milk together man? I love 'Poverty Crunch'!

by Anoncuck22 March 19, 2024