IT is a Phat thing that eats at the rate of one kibble per millisecond and gets as large as a semi-truck and when you go to stroke it it jumps on you with semi truck weight.
by Weird_Shit_Master November 2, 2022
Get the Catmug. 
Cat person 1: I couldn't find my cat roller this morning so I have to go through the whole day today with all these cat hairs on me.
by J.J. Georvid February 2, 2017
Get the Cat rollermug. Oh look, there's a cat. I want to take off its ears and fry them up till they're crispy. Then I'll eat them
by holyfuckthenamtiddieskilledme January 19, 2021
Get the catmug. 
The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game
by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021
Get the Cat attackmug. by Mdizzy July 5, 2012
Get the Skin some catmug.